Warning: Don't Eat The Beauty Drops

I almost ate these:

This weekend, I got a jar of “LUMENE Beauty Drops” as a freebie. I was really excited all weekend because I thought they were something I could eat…I mean, I thought they were vitamins…that I could eat. The drops are orange, shiny and pretty which made me excited to eat them. Also, they have “Arctic Cloudberry” which sounded delicious.

So today at work, I took them out, excited to eat one. When I opened the jar, I thought, “Oh wait. These smell really pretty.” Pretty. Not yummy. Yet I continued to admire the jar, smell the contents and push at the “drops”. I was still planning to eat one.

Then I announced to my friend Jodi, “I’m going to take my beauty drops.”

And she said, “What do they do?”

So it THEN I read the label and it said, “FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.”

So finally, I realized the “beauty drops” aren’t for Chubby to eat.

But then I told my other friend, Kim, who also got a jar of beauty drops and she said, “…they have those twisty things on them though…” as if that should have stopped me from eating them. I said, “I still almost ate one.” Honestly, the twisty thing just makes them look like cute goldfish…that I can eat.

So Kim also told my other, other friend, Andrea, who also got a jar of beauty drops, not to eat them. And I told my other, other, other friend Erica.

Anyway, I just want everyone to know… you’re not supposed to EAT the beauty drops.