Women of the World - - You Disgust Me

Okay. So not all of us are gross but it has to be said - some of us just are.

It is pretty much a daily occurrence in the office building where I work for some woman to (and I did not come up with this phrase but it is the MOST accurate) "blow it up". Now look, I can understand stink-iness because let's face it - who hasn't had a scary meal once in a while. Milk goes bad. Fruit can be sour. Sometimes you can only afford to eat at the Roach Coach. And hello...anyone heard of PMS? BUT SERIOUSLY...can there be at least one golden rule?

FLUSH.

Today (and this is so FOUL FOUL FOUL that I can't believe I am even putting it in words) one of the ladies' bathroom stalls looked like something was GROWING out of the toilet.

Hello!?!?! How does it get that way? Who is this person? Why why why can't they FLUSH it away? Oh shit, is she coming back again tomorrow? Did anyone see her leave the stall? Where am I going to go the bathroom? Oh no...is the smell following me back to my desk?

So here it is. To the lady who can't flush...you embarrass me. Your behavior is up there with women who cry to get what they want (hello use your fucking words), women who don't know how to dispose a sanitary napkin (why are you making me go here), women who call/email/stalk their ex-boyfriends to tell them they miss/love them (jeeeeeeeeeesus, pull yourself together), and women who pee on the seat (how many times do you have to miss before you realize you have no AIM).

YOU EMBARRASS ALL WOMEN. I really believe that you just set us all back 10 years. It's a wonder they let us vote. Now I need to go burn one of my precious, expensive bras because you can't behave. And just for the record, I'm pretty sure Gloria Steinem always flushed.

P.S. If you don't know who that is, YOU EMBARRASS ME.