I went to sleep last night around 11:00 pm to the sweet sweet noise of drilling and hammering against a wall coming from the apartment of evil New Neighbor Lady. I woke up this morning at 6:00 am to the sweet sweet noise of New Neighbor Lady hammering. Still?
I got out of bed and greeted New Neighbor Lady by going into my bathroom and slamming the door. HARD. Silence followed. Then after a while, I ran the shower. She ran the shower. I got into my shower quietly. She started to open and slam the shower door several times. Then she started to open and slam her bathroom cabinets and the toilet seat.
She's taunting me, right? Right? Or have I finally lost my mind to this new version of Chinese Torture? Chinese because...well know...my people?
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