Yesterday, I made the very sad mistake of purchasing a "Cheese Plate" from Organics-To-Go. When I opened the package I saw that the cheese glistened like the shiny plastic of a toy Tonka Truck. The rubber cheese was fake; as in sealed in an air-tight aluminum packaging and stored on a shelf in an un-refrigerated warehouse in Norco (which by the way, is a small town in California that constantly smells like cow manure because of the cows) then sent to Organics-To-Go via UPS Ground 5 day service, and sold to me...the yuppie fool.
My final realization came when I went to Starbucks this morning and for HALF the price of that at Organics-To-Suck, I got myself a REAL cup of coffee. I was shocked by the rich, soothing, delicious taste of a Starbucks Americano, and jolted back to reality. I realized I had almost succumbed to the canned organic brainwashing of Organics-To-Go-To-Hell, just because it's the closest place to buy food from at office.
Therefore, I hereby officially refuse to set foot in Organics-To-Go. You are on my list, Organics-To-Go. You faux-earth-friendly-no-preservative-health-loving-got-you-fooled-yuppie-monkey restaurant. I will never enter your premises again, unless it's to laugh at the other yuppies getting sick from the fake cheese, to mock your perverted fancy decorations or to steal a maybe-maybe-not recycled napkin to wipe my...well..you know.
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