Tonight New Neighbor Lady and I came home at the same time. She pulled in first. I slowly crept my car down the driveway at 5 mph (I don't even drive that slow around children). I was timing my arrival so I could finally see New Neighbor Lady's evil face.
Oh thank you, thank you, sweet Baby Jesus, Ganesha, Allah, Abraham and happy, happy Buddha!
New Neighbor Lady is Asian. My people. I heart New Neighbor Lady. I heart her loud, evil, taunting ways. We may never be friends, but somehow, this means that all is right in the world.
And you know what, I have a feeling...she hearts Angry Asian Girl too.
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